Dear woman,
Lunar greetings to you.
It has come to my notice that you have been having so much fun and living quite independently. You have been having dates, going without make up and buying more sexy panties. You also have been making vacation plans without consulting me. A vacation in which you plan to have sex!
This is all sad to hear and really does break my heart. It goes against every part of our contract and I must ask you to review your actions.
To ensure a stop to this recklessness of yours, I will be sending you some help.
My assistants terrible breakout, mad cravings, bloating, migraine, fever, back ache, fatigue, moodiness, constipation, irritability and a few others will be with you. Of course, pain-killer defying cramps will join them.
As a cautionary step, multiple ova will ripen and your uterus extra prepped with sperm retention juice. If you go ahead and defy me, you will get pregnant!
Signed
Estrogen
PS: I am sending mind bending horniness too.
So long.
